Tiger Woods heading to ‘Infidelity Analyst’ Sarah Symonds’ lair

NEW YORK - Disgraced golfer Tiger Woods could leave for Newport, Wales-hometown of ‘Infidelity Analyst’ Sarah Symonds-if he competes for the US in the Ryder Cup this month.

The golfer will head to Newport, Wales, which is the homeland of the author of ‘Having an Affair? A Handbook for the Other Woman’ and the former mistress of chef Gordon Ramsay.

“The world’s biggest cheat [may be] coming to the hometown of the world’s first, and only, ‘Infidelity Analyst’,” the New York Post quoted Symonds as saying.

“When I first created this niche for myself, my tag line was, ‘I know infidelity like Tiger Woods knows golf!’ Oh, how things have changed, especially as he doesn’t seem to golf very well anymore!” he added. (ANI)