Man U’s young stars to poke Christmas fun on Rooney’s prostitute shame

LONDON - Love rat Wayne Rooney’s Christmas might not be that good this time as Man United’s young stars are set to poke fun at the soccer ace’s prostitute shame in the club’s Christmas panto.

Youth team is performing the festive show in front of players and boss Sir Alex Ferguson at their Carrington training ground.

And Rooney, 25, is to be the “star” as the plucky 16 to 19-year-olds laugh at his fling with hookers Jennifer Thompson, 21, and Helen Woos, 23.

The panto story has been dubbed ‘A Yuletide Fag-Gate’ - a reference to the 200 pounds Roo gave a hotel staff member for cigarettes while he was playing away from wife Coleen, 24.

“The lads have plenty of material to work with. There are certainly a few worried first team members and Wayne will be left squirming,” the Sun quoted a source as saying.

“They have a few ideas, it’s just too good an opportunity to resist.

“Wayne is a good sport and it won’t be the first time he’s been on the receiving end. He should prepare for the worst,” the source added. (ANI)